English sms jokes
To do ist to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra).
370HSSV 0773H .... Can you crack this code? No? ... OK, Turn your phone upside down!
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
How women think about sex: At 8 ignore it, Age 18 experience it, Age 28 look 4 it, Age 38 ask 4 it, Age 48 beg 4 it, Age 58 pay 4 it, Age 68 pray it, Age 78 4get it.
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!