English sms jokes
A mans ocupation is to stick his cockulation up a wommens ventulation to increase the population of the younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down!
Oral sex can b so fine, wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake, moan & quiver, den u cum just like a river, den u lick it up in vain, wipe ur lips and start again!
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater, had a wife & liked to beat her, smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
Hickory, dickory, dock, dis bitch woz suckin me cock, da clock struck 2, i dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block!
Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!