English sms jokes
There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?
Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make me cum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then tickle my nipples until I shout!
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum big cocks cum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.
I’ve got a tongue that'll blow ur mind let me hit u wid a 69 kiss me, caress me, slowly undress me I may seem defenseless, but baby I can fuck u senseless.
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.