English sms jokes
I’ve been a muff diver 4many a year. I’ve spent all my money on muff divin gear, the goggles, the snorkle the muffdivin tank. If I’m not out muff divin, I’m havin a wank.
Sperms were talking 1st: I’d like to be a doctor. 2nd:I prefer to be an artist. 3rd: I’m afraid this bastard masturbates and ruins our future!
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor.
All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But u my friend can kiss my ass!
