English sms jokes
Sing a song of bum sex, an arse full of cum, 4&20 fat cocks forced up your bum, wen the orgys over & ur bum begins to sting, wasn’t it a bad idea to take it up the ring!!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
Roses are red, violets are corny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
