English sms jokes
Sex is like Nokia (connecting people)... like Nike (just do it)...like Pepsi (ask for more)... like Coca-cola (enjoy)... like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)...
U’ve got SEX APPEAL…U’ve got INTELLIGENCE…U’ve got class…U got da face…U got da body…I got the wrong number… SORRY!
Men get and forget Women give and forgive.
Boys say it’s great, boys say it’s fine. 9 months later they say it’s not mine!
Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...
