English sms jokes
I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good.
Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!
Don't be silly, put a condom on your willy.
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
