English sms jokes
If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!
Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual intercourse!
I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy,
Jack popped out his big'n airy,
Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER
Let's go home & DO IT PROPER.
Jack popped out his big'n airy,
Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER
Let's go home & DO IT PROPER.
There was a young girl called heather, whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together.
