English sms jokes
If the sea was vodka and I was a duck id sink to the bottom and drink my way up but the sea isn’t vodka and I’m not a duck so reply to this message if you fancie a fuck.
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What is the meaning of FANTA? Fuck And Never Touch Again!
A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!
Txtin iz messin, mi headn'me englis, try2rite essays, they all come out txtis. Gran not plsed w/letters shes getn, swears i wrote better b4 comin2uni. &she's african.
