English sms jokes
I’m a little girl i have a little thing when i go 2 bed i put my finger in. now I’m much older my thing has lost its charm now it takes 5 fingers and 1/2 a fuckin arm.
Tere waz an old man from Glotham, who took out his balls 2 washem. His motha sed Jak, if u don’t putem back, il step on da cunts and squash em.
Love me tender love me sweet, put your lips around my meat, watch me smile watch me grin, wacht me cum run down yor chin!!!
It's a hard life being a penis, you have a head with no brain, one eye that's blind, 2 neighbours that are nuts, the others an arsehole & your best mates a cunt.
There was a cat and a rooster sitting by the creek. The cat fell into the water and the rooster laughed. LESSON: For every wet PUSSY, there's a happy COCK!
