English sms jokes
A man woz arranged 2 b married! He had a choice of 3 women! 1st woz a rich docter, 2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute! WHO DID HE PICK? The 1 wiv big tits!
Q) wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall? A) walnuts Q) wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chest? A) chestnuts Q) wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chin? A) a mouth full of cock!
LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and I’ll blow the shit out of you!
Zippy & Bungle, went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly, popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
