English sms jokes
Tips on giving blow jobs:
1. If you do it for lust - SPIT IT.
2. If you do it for love-SWALLOW IT.
3. But if you wanna show off- GARGLE IT.
1. If you do it for lust - SPIT IT.
2. If you do it for love-SWALLOW IT.
3. But if you wanna show off- GARGLE IT.
When I’m dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And apon my headstone will be seen, here liies the bones of a fucking machine.
GOVERNMENT WARNING: Eating pussy is dangerous to your health bcoz its 5% urine, 2% period blood, 1% tampon debris, 2% other guys spoof and 90% fuckn brilliant!!!
Id ride u sitting id ride u lying, if u were a bird id ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten ill dig u up and ride u rotten.
I’m A rincess I Live In The Clouds If You Wanna Kick It Wit Me You Betta Bow Down So Get On You Knees And Call Me Your Highness Cuz baby Believe me I’m Louisiana's finest!
